Defining your name on urbandictionary

When a person with that name tries to hype them mrs and make themselves sound amazing and supernaturally human and give themselves the best qualities they can think of when they’re really hobos using the KFC free wifi on the edge of the road

Stop defining your name on urbandictionary, you’re not hot Sophia!

by LuckyStar123 July 15, 2018

Obama’s Last Name

The most valuable of all knowledge mankind aspires to achieve. Achieving Obama’s last name will make you a supreme intellectual, you will be looked upon by even the greatest.

Yo Joe, did you hear about that guy who found out Obama’s Last Name? He’s a genius.

by BigBoat_2 November 6, 2019

this dude named michal

This dude named michal used to ride motorcyle.

This dude named michal is like the best.

by TheBaddestBitchPeriod October 23, 2020

obamas last name

idk.

Emily:whats obamas last name

isabel: idk lol

by dbjebfjh November 25, 2020

National N and L names fuck day

A day where people who’s names start with N and L must have sex on May 15th

Luci: I’m so excited to fuck Nicole today for national N and L names fuck day
Albert: Wow I sure wish I could celebrate a day like this

by nives24645 May 14, 2021

He Who Must Not Be Named

Harry Potter's Wizarding World's most feared Dark Magic Wizard named Lord Voldemort or He Who Must Not Be Named/You Know Who.

Friend: Who do you fear most?
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Bully: Disappointing. You didn't die. Who's gonna kill you then
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named
Teacher: I saw you copying someone's test. Tell me!
Me: He Who Must Not Be Named

by Kitsune Ramen Boi 🍜 February 22, 2021

You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021