Needledick Bugfucker

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

by osufan15 April 8, 2009

your country needs you

Why should I give a fuck? The bosses run the country anyway.

It really means "your government needs you" (to do its dirty work for it, usually by killing foreigners). It's because government can't survive without mass obedience that we should tell it to fuck off whenever it "needs" us. Down with the government!

When I need my "country", it's never there for me, so why should it expect me to be there for it in return?

by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004

Threading the Needle

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.

by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

needna

It's a short form for "need to"

"Oh, Why didn't I save this info? I needna restart my computer."

by Facundo Bey September 3, 2005

Needle Nipples

Nipples that taper off at the end, forming the shape of a needle. Often sharp enough to pierce human flesh! Ridiculously sexy and dangerous.

Hello. Can I see your needle nipples?

by FredBilly January 20, 2009

Needlets

Origin: Halo

Needlets are the pink/purple rounds that a Needler(weapon in Halo) shoots. When shot, these rounds attach themselves to other people and explode with the sound of shattering glass. They are very deadly.

*Breaking glass noises everywhere* "SO MANY NEEDLETS.....!!!"

by Moon (of BYOND) October 21, 2004

needyocrity

A state of being when living in a needyocracy.

Wealthy Western people are often bombarded by the media with scenes of needyocrity in poorer nations.

by fetsiboomsticks October 18, 2008