Misconception

The act of transplanting your testicles into an unknowing victim so they can impregnate someone but with your children.

John: Did you cheat on me?

Mary: No, I swear! it doesn't look like you because of Misconception! You must have Dave's testicles in you!

Dave (in a squeaky voice): No idea what you're talking about.

by Kabuto_Kamui November 7, 2020

emotional miser

A person who doesn't give much to others on an emotional level. He or she may be socially adept and charming and quite generous in other ways, but not when it comes to investing love and trust and friendship in fellow human beings. It could be a form of self-defense or it could be a kind of selfishness, or both. The pop cultural consensus is that emotional misers are missing out on the essential human experience by their disconnection. A common story arc features an emotional miser's transformation into a loving, connected, happier person -- often against his or her own will.

Ryan Bingham (George Clooney's character in Up in the Air) and Will Freeman (Hugh Grant's character in About a Boy) are examples of emotional misers in film and literature.

by Mojotronica January 8, 2010

drunken miscalculation

Any and every time of regrettable decision or action made while under the influence of alcohol.

Yeah, I know, it was a total drunken miscalculation.

by McWebster August 19, 2010

Your Sister is a Mister

The ultimate comeback that were Steven Hawking’s final blessings to us before his passing.

Steven: Your sister is a mister... *final breath*

Man: What an OG that man was

by The Kluxinator March 15, 2018

mister miyagi

Badass lunatic life teacher for Whinelelson in the first 3 karate kid movies. Not only was he untouchable in a fighting (save one Chozen cheapshot in karate kid 2), he was able to put up with Whinelelson's constant crying and moaning through 3 feature length motion pictures.

The other night mister miyagi put me in an arm bar while he made passionate love to my wife and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

by Efaglef July 5, 2008

Mississippi Mudhook

Dirty relative of the Mississippi Meathook the act of controlling the movements of a girlfriend by hooking her in the anus with your finger(s)

I was tickling rocking horse Wendy in bed last night
Did she try to get away?
Yeah she tried but I used my other hand to Mississippi Mudhook her so she wasn't going nowhere.

by Super Russel August 26, 2016

Missy

Beautiful girl, the best friend anybody could ask for. Will stick with you no matter how stubborn you are or how bad you are at helping her in turn. She texts back fast, and honestly cares about how you're feeling or how your day has been, she is great with kids. She struggles to stay together through hard times but she will always push through it. She puts others before herself and she honestly doesn't understand how much she means to me or anybody else in this world.

"Kachow, is that Missy over there? She looks so amazing"

by Homeless Soldier January 29, 2018