Mariam

Hot as fuck girl. Can make any guy cum in a millisecond. Nothing about her that is wrong - very pefect. Has a boyfriend but if she loses her she'll have a shit ton of options

Mariam is so fucking hot she made me cum last night.

by sjakksjsjsjhshshshshsjzjjsssjs March 26, 2022

Mariaelena

Mariaelena is the best person in the whole world. She is around 5’4 athletic and a hoot to have as a friend. But she keeps a big secret. They secret they call her Lenis. Because she has a big horse cock. It can and will slay the house boots down.

Person1:Who look at mariaelena
Person2: I heard she has a huge penis

by Daddy dick slayer May 16, 2022

Maria Høyvik

kjedelig norsk lærer

Maria Høyvik elsker nynorsk... det er ikke greit

by kekkekeke May 18, 2022

Mariah Tax

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.

Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."

by just like honey May 30, 2022

Maria

Maria is the sexiest human alive. she’s literally a god. She’s really hot and gorgeous. she’s the kindest and the funniest. you should find a Maria for u. Every guy wants her so if u have a friend who’s called maria don’t show her to your bf, he must fall in love with her.

boy1- dammit i js can’t stop thinking about that girl.
boy2- is she a maria?
boy1- yes! she’s the hottest girl i’ve ever seen.
boy2- ikr!! marias are the best

by jadennn1 June 17, 2022

Mariam Withdrawal

When you do not see a female named Mariam for an extended period of time, you begin to develop severe “Mariam Withdrawal Symptoms”. These include loss of appetite, confusion, depression, over-sleeping or lack of sleep, fatigue, irritability, and irreversible psychological trauma. Symptoms worsen over time, and may be chronic if the lack of Mariam persists. The only known cure is to hangout with the person again.

My life feels incomplete and I hate everything. I think I am beginning to develop Mariam Withdrawal because I have not seen her in over a week.

by JT0611 June 20, 2022

Mariam almalki

mariam is probably the funniest person to be alive.she can make anyone laugh by just looking at her. she’s so kind and can make anyone smile in second.and she cares whether it’s a big deal or not. I consider her as my best friend because she’s the only one that can make literally die of laughter or cry of happiness. if your bored she always comes up with that most random things to do. wether it’s making videos and pretending to be dearborn boys or telling the most craziest stories she’s always trying to make people happy. the second you become friends with mariam is when ur life actually feels different.there hasn’t been a day in my life that i laughed harder then when i’m with her. so to me mariam is a person that means so much to me. and she is the definition of a best friend.

Mariam almalki is the definition of a ideal friend.

by yourmomperiodcom June 27, 2022