Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

Messy Sundae

the scene created when tossing a bitch's salad after she's taken a shit but before wiping that ass

Immediately after Jenna pinched a humongous loaf, I ate that nasty hoe's messy sundae for desert!

by K-Ant March 13, 2008

messy mud pie

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she shits on ur hands. You then eat some of the shit and smear the rest on her ass and then proceed to devestate her butthole

Man, Monique shit on my hands and i had the best messy mud pie ever. I swear it tasted just like chocolate

by The Mannnnnnn November 7, 2008

Messwithable

An adjective used to describe a person who tends to be particularly easy to trick, prank, or joke with, generally at that persons own expense.; Easily messed with.;

Seth: Hey, get Bryan to walk around this corner and i'm gonna jump out and scare the shit out of him.

Owen: Hell yeah dude. He's so messwithable

by InsainBrane June 29, 2010

messi ronaldo

Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.

After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.

by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017

mystic messenger zen

a anime character from a game called mystic messenger. A handsome actor who you can fall in love with. Has white hair and red eyes because his albino, 5'11 with poreclain flawless skin and is arrogant as hell about his god given looks. Hates jumin aka trust fund kid and will be deeply in love with MC during all routes of the game.

did you play casual route mystic messenger zen?
Mystic messenger zen is such a charming flirt.
I swear who is more arrogant about their look than mystic messenger zen.
mystic messenger zen said he wanks to Mc!

by shyshyshy 0-0 May 24, 2017

John The Messenger

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.

Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.

by Big Lambo August 25, 2011