I'm Keith Hernandez

Saying you are going to do something simply because of who you are. The highest level of self-confidence and overemphasis of your abilities.

Hernandez himself when he makes a move on Elaine in a 92 episode of Seinfeld simply because he was Keith Hernandez. Michael Jordan making 3's in Game 1 of the 1992 Finals and shrugging to the crowd. Matt Leinart slinging the ball long on 4th down against Notre Dame. An athlete especially has an "I'm Keith Hernandez" moment when he decides to do whatever he wants because of his own name and identity. Frequently used by ESPN writer Bill Simmons

by Michael Bliss December 27, 2008

i'm not new to this, i'm true to this

Shit, yeah, I got this DOWN!

"Do I have this under control? Son, I'm not new to this, I'm true to this!"

by Pope John the XVI March 21, 2009

I'm sad

what I say whenever nobody pays attention to me

"I'm sad" i say
yet nobody gives a fuck

by sad gorl June 6, 2018

M-99

M-99 (or M99) is the shortened term for the tranquilizer known as Etorphine Hydrochloride. It is used commonly as an animal tranquilizer and is known to be 1000 times stronger than morphine. This drug is commonly used in the Showtime series Dexter.

Dexter Morgan: What am I even looking for?

Vince Masuka: Wait for it.

Dexter Morgan: This is a prelim. I don't have time to...

Vince Masuka: M-Fucking-99 (M-99)

Dexter Morgan: Etorphine Hydrochloride?

Vince Masuka: An animal tranquilizer more powerful than morphine. Causes total paralysis. That mark on her neck kept bugging me, so I ordered up a tox screen.

Dexter Morgan: (voice over) That's it. No more doughnuts for Masuka.

by Teeny the Aweshomest February 4, 2009

b.m.f.d.

bad mother fuckin dog

stephen - were you being a good dog last night?
ashley - hell ya
stephen - na i heard you were being a b.m.f.d.

by stevie(mo)b March 1, 2010

I'm rubber you're glue

A riposte used when someone calls you a name. Indicates that whatever names or words someone uses in an attempt to offend or insult you, those words will bounce off you, and stick to the name-caller, indicating that he or she is actually indicative of the connotation he or she originally wanted to impart upon you. Also, what I say to Peter to make him cry.

I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.

by Holly Strop July 17, 2006

i'm okay

an ambiguous phrase, that can be used as it is or didatic about a person's current state (which is me).

it means either im actually ok or im not okay. the deceptive abilities of this phrase are high, so always ask for a different answer or elaboration if something seems off. they can wish that someone would care sometimes.

friend: how are you

me: i'm okay.
friend: no you're not

me: i want to be okay.
friend: i can help

me: the only person who can help me is myself

or:

friend 1: how are we for saturday
friend 2: im okay with that.
me: im okay as well.

by sad boi dictionary January 11, 2019