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Your dad left to get the milk 

A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.
"Your dad left to get the milk 🤣🤣🤣"
Related Words

Alabama Left

"Hey how do i get to the nearest beer store?"
"Go up a half mile, and hang an Alabama Left. You can't miss it."

my left nut 

Hey my left nut hurts!
You mean your right one?
No, I mean the left one!
my left nut by augris May 27, 2009

swerve left 

To like the same sex. To be gay.
Guy 1: *asks anonymously on ask.fm* "What will you never do?"
Guy 2: swerve left...
swerve left by cmnxz November 3, 2013

Dad left for milk

A shitty insult, common amongst the 8 year old species of animal
Kid: You did something that i don't lile i bet ur dad left for milk
Guy: stfu

shit goes left 

Usually when something like an event doesn't work out, gets fucked up, and goes everywhere EXCEPT the right way.
The Walking Dead is a tv show that should be renamed "Shit Goes Left" since nothing positive can last in it.