lackey

1. A disposable, but necessary person for a three-person group.

2. A person you don't really like, but hang out with anyway for status/other stuff s/he can get you.

3. Someone who's funny on occaison, thusly you only chill out with him/her on weekends with one of your closer friends.

Drew's being a bastard. We need a new lackey.

What about AJ?

Yeah, he's kind of cool. Call him.

by Brittney June 16, 2004

window licker

person with a learning disability and special needs who gets paraded around town in a big blue bus, funded by social services.

:are there any triggers for your epilepsy?
:when i'm licking windows.

by gavin September 27, 2003

Lasker

To 'give someone the Lasker' means to rip them off. The word Lasker comes from Lasker Jewelers located in Rochester, MN. They are known for having high prices on low quality diamonds, thereby ripping off anyone who buys one.

Dude, that guy on eBay totally gave me the Lasker. He didn't send me the item!

by SpenceMan01 July 30, 2008

chimp licker

A man/woman that likes giving oral sex to the unshaven vaginal or anal area.

1.if you like licking hairy asses or pussies!
2.if you like o-natural
3.you don't like a shaven haven
4.or you actually in fact lick real life chimps!

1.hey you chimp licker!
2.you are a chimp licker!
3.i know a chimp licker too!
4.how many chimp licker's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

by luke gibson May 25, 2006

Pouch Licker

1) Someone who spends all day on photoshop.
2) Someone who has mommy and daddy pay for everything they buy.
3) Someone who pays for shit on credit card, and doesnt know theres a bill that comes later for the shit.
4) Someone who enjoys licking pouch.
5) all the above...

mammaz boi/boy?
douchebag?
G-g-g-gianni??
Quy 2???

Look at that kid, wuta POUCH LICKER !!!!!!!!!

by itz_ya_boi August 4, 2006

Tant licker

The licker if the part of the body between the part of the ball sack and butt hole or pussy and asshole

Dude he licked that other dudes tant what a tant licker

by bigbigpapa64 April 29, 2015

laker

a retired pirate that lives on a lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat

look at that badass laker bro

by Smooth Joe McCool...aka ryan July 10, 2004