lady five fingers

your masturbation hand, masturbating

"I wondered if it were a capital crime in this joint to get caught having an affair with "lady five fingers""
-Pimp: the story of my life, by Iceberg Slim

by asdfads September 16, 2007

lady and the tramp

Eating either end of any food until you meet in the middle.

"I don't have a knife to split that cupcake, let's just lady and the tramp it."

by quipish August 7, 2012

ain't lady less she over 280

It's a chubby chaser's way of saying unless she's 280 she ain't their type of girl

Feller: What do you think of big girls?
Guy: Well she ain't lady less she over 280

by the greedy talker June 2, 2016

Lady Friend

A person you are seeing, dating, or perhaps even sleeping with, but isn't technically considered your girlfriend. Somewhere between a casual date and an actual girlfriend.

Sorry, guys. I'm hanging out with the lady friend tonight.

by Anonymous Lurker December 20, 2005

lady town

slang for vagina, see also vajayjay

"I do not know you well enough to let you near my lady town!"

by LSUbelle January 8, 2008

Ladies Monkey

Vaginal hair gone bananas.

Cor look at that "ladies monkey" it looks like king kongs clunge

by compuchimpuk March 28, 2009

ladies leave your man at home party

1. A chic party
2. a "bumpin party"

Ryan: dude lets go crash Ally's birthday party tonight
Jiimy: naw dude, that's such a ladies leave your man at home party. Let's go to the bars instead.

Lindsay: Hey guys do you think we should go inside?
Alex: For sure! It sounds like a total ladies leave your man at home party!

by Alexa Pereda May 13, 2009