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jessica mcgovern

1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”

-she is a sexy queen

-resident nerd

-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons

-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??
by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021
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Jessica

A little Emo. A little Hood.
She's super dark, but also a bit of a thug, she's a total Jessica.
by LittleEvilPixie July 13, 2021
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Jessica Lester

by dalaii lama October 28, 2021
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Jessica

Has a cock that's 9 inches long. No balls. Parents called her transgender for only hanging out with boys. Has been called thick by gay short mohawk kid. Likes boys with abs and fluffy hair? Goes on call with "friend" for 5 years. Has a friend named Zoe who she hides from all the thirsty man friends. Dad buys her PS5 and Xbox to watch netflix and has 2 BMW bikes laying around.
"Why is jessica watching netflix with that gay short mohawk kid on her PS5?"
"Idk, ask her dad"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Jessica ward

What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.

The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
Wow you smell like Jessica ward

Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward

Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021
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jessica

yo! is that jessica! shes hot fr <33
by ur mother b November 19, 2021
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Jessica [Bautista]

The most gorgeous person on planet earth. She is drop-dead stunning and has a very beautiful everything (body, face, stature, hair, eyes, style, laugh. smile, personality, etc.). Gives wonderful hugs and is great at holding hands. Also absolutely amazes every guy she walks by. Is perfect and so-so-so-so much more. Deserves the whole universe at her disposal.
"I heard that Jessica Bautista is so fuckin gorgeous that just lookin at her will make u wanna drop dead!"
by Tigerboy34 November 20, 2021
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