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standing bath 

a shower apparenlty 🙄
emma’s taking a standing bath
Gay, On the verge of tears, Mentally Ill, full of rage
do i really need to explain GOMF any further?
GOMF by cilantro.is.yummy November 14, 2021

jessica mcgovern 

1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”

-she is a sexy queen

-resident nerd

-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons

-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??

Stefanie Weber 

the store manager from “Legally Blonde”

-very pretty

-loves weddings likes lord of the rings
-iconic style
-takes care of her best cliententele
pov: stefanie weber just brought you spicy mango from 7/11

Molly Amann

the one from the second season of “Barbara Rue” on Netflix
-they know how to do the gimme gimme gimme dance

-they want a wedding like lord of the rings

-she is a slytherin
- they are a huge supporter of the #GetridofJess2021 movement
Molly Amann was so bodacious in that one scene

The sexual tension between Barb and Molly Amann was very intense
What would Doctor Emily do? Doctor Phil is not as intelligent as Doctor Emily so in times of moral crisis it is best to ask yourself: “what would Doctor Emily do?”
Oh my, what a moral dilemma! WWDED?
wwded by cilantro.is.yummy January 29, 2021
What would Doctor Emily do?
Doctor Phil is not as good as Doctor Emily. It is our responsibility as humans to be the best people we can be. So. When faced with a difficult situation, ask yourself: “what would doctor Emily do?”
God this moral dilemma is so frustrating! I wonder: wwded?
wwded by cilantro.is.yummy January 29, 2021