Jake Paul

The first thing an indecent human being sees when entering hell. Synonyms include shitbag, asshat, and fuckwad.

Due to his acts of cruelty, Steve entered hell and was greeted by Jake Paul's god-awful rapping.

by the sony faggot July 23, 2018

jake paul

a huge dick

you're being a jake paul m8

by fwibblewop September 1, 2018

Jake Paul

A rare but deadly type of cancer that has affected nearly 17 million people.

Doctor: i'm sorry sir, but you have cancer.
Patient: *flashses back to last time they watched jake paul*.

by WhiteSamsungUser September 16, 2018

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a person every YouTuber likes to talk about.

I can't pay this months rent. Oh, just talk about Jake Paul.

by PepsiColaSoda September 17, 2018

Jake

(adj) to simultaneously be incredibly kind hearted, witty, and pure. If a person jakes, the people around them will be immediately drawn in and attracted. This is partially because the act of jaking itself makes someone into an immediately gorgeous person with an incredible personality. Jaking is very rare to see, so if you ever happen to witness it, you would be wise to document the experience, as you may only be able to see it once in you ur lifetime.

I swear that, if I'm mucky enough, I'll get to marry that guy who jaked in the quad last week.

by Jack Jackerson Jockery Joe October 3, 2018

Jake paul

A skinny-was white boii from ohio. Cheats, clickbaits, and is responsible for creating a disease called cancer. Erika shall dump the dougebag! SHE SHALL!!

Billy: ugh there goes a jake paul
Mom: cover your EYES child!
Billy: morphs..
Mom: mother of God..
Billy:IT'S EVERY DAY BRO!!!!!!!!!
SCREAMING INTENSIFIES!!

by Vvisthekeykey35 October 7, 2018

Jake Musser

Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Likes to draw penises

Guy 1: look at that Jake musser

Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by DonPhornyman October 17, 2018