Jizz Lord 

When a man/women or it ,because of all the fucking feminazis and there needs to be gender "neutral" shit going around, goes around jizzing everywhere, while at the mall, at a family gathering, your basement or anyplace in general

Man that bitch last night was a mad "Jizz lord" she made me clean up to (fuck my fucking life, there was so much jizz) .

Jizz Lord by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you December 25, 2017

jizz nipple 

1. A term of endearment for someone you like but who is acting like a butt-head, a doofus, a moron, an ass-wipe, a douche bag.

2. LITERAL; A nipple, male or female, covered in male reproductive fluids.

1. "Hey jizz nipple, are you gonna drink that last beer or just keep spilling it on my couch?"

2. "She was so hott that i gave her a jizz nipple!"

jizz nipple by Mr Fuck Nose January 16, 2008

Jizz Oven 

Somebody who jizzes in a baking pan and then eats it!

"Factory Phil jizzed in Tammys potatoes and Cary ate it and thought they were good and then Factory Phil called Cary a Jizz Oven"

Jizz Oven by Krystena and Sarah(: May 23, 2009

Jizz Rocket 

the act of having anal sex and blowing a load all over youre partners back. then proceeding to make it into a line and snorting the jizz off of her back. after this you flip her over and start having vaginal intercourse and in the middle of the session you shoot a " Jizz Rocket" on her stomach and snort again

" last night me and tina were having anal and i totally snorted my cum and shot a jizz rocket on her"

Jizz Rocket by D.O.D March 26, 2007

jizz canon 

a jizz canon is basically a guys dick.
if a guy has a jizz canon he can cum really far!!

(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night

(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.

jizz canon by Philip O'Ballsack April 3, 2010

Jizz Wrangler 

One who attains semen using a lasso

Holy shit, brah, after that bitch rode me reverse cowgirl, I called her the "Jizz Wrangler"

Jizz Wrangler by Jizz Bitch November 21, 2010

jizz zilla 

a guy with an extremely large dick

wow Dakota is a complete jizz zilla

jizz zilla by xP4TCH35xx February 19, 2011