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Matt: No he's got interflu. I don't think he'll be here for much longer.
Matt: No he's got interflu. I don't think he'll be here for much longer.
by letmesignin March 12, 2011
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Specific tasks that one completes through use of the internet.
Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Ex 1: John: "What are you up to today? Would you like to grab some lunch with me?"
Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."
Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"
Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."
Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."
Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"
Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."
Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
by dmj2011 June 27, 2011
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Jennifer, being very internetaverted, sat quietly in Starbucks, eyes glued to her phone, without so much as a polite smile on her face while posting to Facebook, "OMG!!! HE PROPOSED TO ME!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED, EVERYBODY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
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Get the interior peasant mug."Internet Trash" is a derogatory slang term referring to internet users with apparent moral failings. The term suggests that the user has difficulty functioning on family friendly or professional websites, often associated with the Internet Fuckwad Theory. Those described as Internet Trash are often seen as untrustworthy because they may be criminals, drama llamas, bigots or lacking respect for authority.
Person 1: Did you see that thread in the general discussion section? Who finds shitposting that fun?
Person 2: Internet trash does, I guess.
Person A: That discussion thread in the debate section sure got heated fast. Why does everyone have to get so nasty and passive aggressive?
Person B: They're internet trash. They can only see arguments in black and white, where black is their opinion and white is everyone who is wrong.
Person 2: Internet trash does, I guess.
Person A: That discussion thread in the debate section sure got heated fast. Why does everyone have to get so nasty and passive aggressive?
Person B: They're internet trash. They can only see arguments in black and white, where black is their opinion and white is everyone who is wrong.
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