Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.

Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.

by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006

Internet Explorer

The WORST BROWSER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
There Is ONE Use For IE :DOWNLOADING FIREFOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heres An Example:Internet Exploder 6.66 (And Every Other Version As Well) Is 100% GARBAGE!Why On EARTH Did Idiot Exploiter Get Called INTERNET EXPLORER?Its An INSULT To The Word INTERNET!

by IE SUCKS! April 4, 2009

internet pollution

various forms of unwanted content displayed on the internet.

i.e. spam, pop-ups, porn ads

Going to that web site is almost not worth it because of all the internet pollution on it.

by Levi December 25, 2003

internet fifth

When someone refuses to say anything in an audio or video recording, out of fear of being incriminated when the material invariably ends up on the internet. A variation on the US Fifth Amendment regarding self-incrimination.

Hey I'm not saying anything to you while you're taking that movie because I know it's gonna end up on the internet-- pleading Internet Fifth!

by Buggy December 9, 2008

internet kids

Mostly used on tumblr, known as a generation of kids who spend all of their time on the internet.
Tumblr grunge

"We're just a whole bunch of internet kids, pal."

by Aestheticmacabre March 15, 2016

The Internet

Where men go to pick up chicks.

Girlfriend: "What's wrong with spending time on The Internet?"

Boyfriend: "Men only go there to pick up chicks, you know."

by Lynnleerae July 21, 2014

Internet Ghost

An entity on the Internet that is imaginary. Specifically it is a person who has created a false identity for him or herself. Generally, falsified pictures and life experience are involved. Should the person go on to actually meet those to whom he or she has been lying without taking into account that they will inevitably be caught, the condition is known as Internet ghost denial.

(Pretty girl to whom the liar is talking upon their first meeting) "Hey you aren't 6'3" or a ski instructor I bet."

"Yeah I am."

"You are a liar and an Internet ghost. In fact you are in Internet ghost denial.

by Cirdellin January 8, 2010