Infernettes

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Female fans of the NYC circus-cabaret-klezmer-polka-halloween revival-ska-punk band/cult The World/Inferno Friendship Society. Often can be found wearing nice dresses in disgusting clubs full of other disgusting people in nice dresses and suits. Most enjoy multiple adult beverages at many different times of the day. All have blatant outward sexual fantasies about Lucky Strano and almost all have hidden inward sexual fantasies about Jack Terricloth

When I kissed Jack Terricloth, all the infernettes at the show got totally jealous and tried to set me on fire.

Infernettes by Totally Lead Infernite April 24, 2009

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Internetter

Internetter refers to someone who is highly knowledgeable of Internet based references & social networking tools.

He is a highly accomplished Internetter

Internetter by |EStarr| August 26, 2009

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Internetless

Having no way of connecting or accessing the internet, so being left 'internetless'.

I was on the train to Coventry yesterday and the carriages didn't have wi-fi internet so I was totally internetless!

Internetless by Anthony Douglas August 22, 2008

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internetlessness

a state of being without internet access

i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account

internetlessness by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

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internettent

adj.; intermittent internet connection that evokes varying degrees of impatience, frustration and rage. ISP-provided causes: severe thunderstorms, poor cabling, congestion of bandwidth.

my report is delayed due to internettent weather

internettent by borles-q October 12, 2017

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infernites

the crazy punk rock and gypsy kids that congregate in mass numbers to beat the fuck out of each other and sing their hearts out at world inferno friendship society shows. they often know every line and know exactly when to do the "claw" the especially devout ones will wear fancy suits and vintage party dresses to inferno shows only to get them shredded and doused in cheap wine and beer. some infernites even hold personal acquaintance with the band members

October 31st is Hallowmas which is the night all of the best infernites congregate and celebrate a holiday with no christians or martyrs involved.

infernites by terricloth August 20, 2006

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internetlessness

A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.

God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*

Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~

internetlessness by Wilman March 12, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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