oh shit handles

a large woman's love handles, used for holding on when she is having her way with a smaller man as he yells "oh shit" and desperately clinches her love handles.

"She wasnt gonna let up, so I grabbed me some of them oh shit handles and held on for my life"

by Vultron January 9, 2008

haggleblast

the sport of riding around in golf carts through circular drive ways.

that haggleblast was so much fun.

we ran through that driveway during that haggleblast, you dont even know.

by cathsummerin April 4, 2009

umbrella handle

A female is giving a man a handjob, when the penis gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. If it does a somewhat vertical stream upwards, the woman has 'gripped the umbrella handle.'

Boy 1: She totally gave me a GREAT umbrella handle!
Boy 2: Dude, sick.

Girl 1: I think I gripped the umbrella handle amazing.
Girl 2: Yuck!
Girl 1: No, it was actually a good rush.

by Big.J April 20, 2009

clam handler

A person of great wealth.

That Gatsby is one hell of a clam handler.

by Ghost Pirate LeChuck March 7, 2005

paper hanger

1)Those annoying people who walk up to your door, driving the dog crazy and making you think someone's there, only to hang some advert on your door and leave.

Look, the paper hangers trashed your door again.

by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

cliff hanger

When you're sleeping with someone in a small bed and the person on the outside spends the night right on the edge of the bed, or when one partner is too intense with cuddling that the other partner can't get away even when crawling to the very edge of the bed.

"Chris made me play cliff hanger last night because he wouldn't let me have the wall"

"We need a bigger bed. I'm sick of playing cliff hanger at night."

"He was so clingy that I played cliff hanger even in a king sized bed."

by 30xdays January 17, 2013

Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza

Slang term for hepatitis. The number of handles indicates the placement of the letter in the alphabet, one-handled for hep A, two-handled for hep B and three-handled for hep C. Term can be traced back to 1910s Detroit. Gained popularity within the Roaring Twenties jazz scene, then again among GI's in the second world war. A third surge in popularity during the sex-positive Vietnam years lead to it's controversial usage in Depatie-Freleng's 1972 adaptation of Dr Seuss's literary classic, The Cat in The Hat. A similar, more blunt reference to hepatitis made it's appearance in the Mike Meyers film based on the story 30 years later, likely channeling the animated adaptation.

When the Cat in the Hat was referring to his Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Credenza, he was indeed talking about hepititis C.

by Meatpatty8675309 March 14, 2019