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I have boner

"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.

Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.

"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
by scodder May 19, 2010
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Here have an eagle

Text coming from the cartoon of the game Team Fortress 2 and said by Saxton Hale while giving an eagle to his followers. It can be said to greet someone.
You: Here have an eagle
your guests: shmeh?
by ununquadium November 2, 2010
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can't have a shit in detroit

Feeling terrible while in Detroit. Pretty obvious
Man I can't have a shit in Detroit
by anonymous September 14, 2021
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Oni chan I have dick

This term is used in Japanese hentai normally filming a young child with a fold man this man is ready to have sexual intercouse with the young child (which in the west is considered pedophile) this man is then told “oni chan I have a dick” normally the man is not phased by this and goes in for the tight pum.
Oh oni chan I have dick if you forget

OH THAT DOESNT MATTER LOVE
The man below is a know sex offender
by Dengplural December 9, 2019
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You're too stupid to have a good time!

A direct insult, a challenge to fight. A way to alienate or provoke Wesleys men.
Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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Little Havana

This is one of the 3 Cuban hoods, Flagler St. and Hialeah being the other two. This is where the Cubans are at, dominoes all day everyday, cafeterias on every corner, annual calle ocho festival plus alot of Cuban history. Miami's most festive place nigga!!!
Pepe: Oye consorte where we headed to today?
Chichi: to Little Havana pa' jugar un poco de domino brode!!
by dadecountyboyyyy January 1, 2009
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"you can't have your cake and eat it too"

You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.
"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.
by labkat January 12, 2009
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