gone fishing

when you are sat on the shitter and the stool is still hanging out of your anus whilst touching the water

gone fishing whilst dropping the kids off...

by blenheimlad February 22, 2011

Gooner

North London Slang for sporting misfit, wearing cheap aftershave and talking in a bad french accent.

Poor lad must be a 'Gooner' or what!

by Liam Brady February 5, 2003

Gooner

Fans of that horrible north London team who will no doubt bitch and moan about everything but how much their team sucks when things don't go there way.

Uh oh Liverpool just kicked the shit out of Arsenal. Watch as those gooners whine about paid off refs for the next 4 weeks.

by Mike Chonks April 8, 2008

goober

stupid person, airhead, slow

1 + 1 doesnt equal to 11, it equals to 2 ya goober!

by tiff March 12, 2004

goober

a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs

"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."

by spiritualdishwasher November 5, 2003

Gooner

The name of someone who bullies those around themselves, yet has delusions of themselves being pleasent, or almost angelic like.

Also, can be described as someone with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Elaine is such a Gooner

by Ann Onamys December 11, 2008

Goober Head

Person who does substantial work for a mucky muck.

Hey goober head, run 5 copies of this report stat, before i bust you in the mouth.

by gary b February 9, 2004