Going Skiing

When someone is seated in the middle seat of the back of the car it's called going skiing, implying that they will use the dicks of the passengers next to them as handles. The term is used more loosely now, though, and can be applied when seated between girls as well.

Ha ha, Jimmy's stuck in the middle! Jimmy's going skiing!

by The Lloyd Boy July 13, 2009

when the going gets good

a phrase used to indicate that something with happen when <insert positive thing(s) here> begin to happen. The phrase says 1) that things are going to get better and 2) that is when the mentioned event or state of being will commence.

see also: the going is good good going and how's it going

example 1:
guy: "do you think 3 people will be enough to run an entire company?"
boss: "it's enough to start with, we'll hire more when the going gets good"

example 2:
dude: "yo man, I heard you started dealin' again... you buy yerself a new TV set yet"
other dude: "nah man, I aint ballin yet, but you know i'll hook myself up when the going gets good, dig?"
dude: "werd"

by Olly J June 10, 2005

Going to the Bank

After sex, the man defecates into the woman's anus through a clear glass tube thus imitating the vacuum tubes at a bank.

Dude, I heard Matt and Annie were "going to the bank" last night. I wish I had seen that.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

I'm not going to answer that question.

A response given when the responder does not with to answer the aforementioned question.

Taken to mean the worst case scenario answer

"did you have sex with her yet?"
"I'm not going to answer that question."
"I see.. I hope you used protection"

by azninvazn314 March 7, 2010

I'm going in

Announcement before:

1) taking a huge bite into a large food item such as a sandwich, burrito or plateful of food.

2) penetrating a partner.

1) "Look at the size of this double cheeseburger. I'm going in."

2) "Are you ready? I'm going in."

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

Not. Going. To happen.

Something you tell a guy when it's just NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Must be said in a high volume or tone so that all parties within the unit know he's not getting any.

Girl: What are you doing over there... are you getting a CONDOM???
Boy: Ahhhh noooo, just grabbing my wallet... (as he reaches into roommate's nightstand drawer)
Girl: Not. Going. To happen.

by The Moisty January 22, 2010

Going G.I. Jane

When a woman goes without wearing a bra.

"I don't feel like washing my bras today, so I'm going G.I. Jane."

by Gluten Free College Queen October 26, 2008