free willy

the act of having sex with a fat chick in an area of her body that isn't a hole, such as a stomach roll or horrible leg fat deposits.

Did you give big sally a free willy?
Yeah fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
No. No. No fat chicks. Ever.

by The Juggernaut August 17, 2006

free you

If someone has just said (free you), then you have probably just been (burnt). They are saying you need to be let loose from your embarrassment.

"You're ugly Zane" "Ahh free you Zane"
or
"Zane's so ugly" "Ha free the guy"

by lalalallalllalxallalalalal March 17, 2019

free pizza

"free pizza"

It is the act of copulating, sex, bumping ugly's, or something along the lines of that.

mike: Hey danica, lets go to my house, and get some free pizza!
danica: FREE PIZZA! ALRIGHT! I love pizza!
mike: Your a fuckin' dip! (dip shit) nvm I guess im just going to have to teabag you.

me and my girlfriend are constantly having free pizza.

by kamel_reds March 25, 2008

free willy

to fuck a girl without a condom

I free willied Santi lastnight

by Robert Sanchez May 13, 2005

free ree

a creative way of shortening the longer insult "freak-fag retard". when it is written it looks fairly innocent so people will have no idea of what you just called them.

it can also be shortened to just "free" as a noun or adj.

The free ree threw his Wii remote at his plasma TV.

by beiruturieb January 26, 2011

free Anquan

#81 on the Arizona Cardinals; Something Righetti has always wanted

How would you like a FREE Anquan?

by Otis January 18, 2005

Free Shit

A term used by middle aged women too refer too muscular, blonde, 19 year olds they have intense and semi-violent sex with.

Originating from the 1970's, when young women would refer to Free Shit as "The shit". The term free was added when said women realized that men would do anything.

Fantabulous, the Free Shit is checking me out! I feel like Sex in the City!

by DogFijs2 January 18, 2011