Flora

The word refers to a girl who has an obnoxious personality who adores to prove that she is right. Ironically, the girl has a very disturbing personality and appearance in spite of the name that refers to a flower.

Girl 1: "Hey Flora!"
Flora: *treads on while ignoring Girl 1*
Girl 1, to Girl 2: "Looks like she has the brain and personality of a plant"

by florah8erh888 February 7, 2010

florch

Its when you gamble and you lose

The act of deficating in ones trousers during the great act of flatulence.

"It appears that I have florched"

by Pablo Picante December 28, 2005

Florida

Has lots of hurricanes and old people who cant drive or vote. Its too bad the hurricanes dont ever dominate the old people. This state also has lots of tourists who crowd all of the over-rated theme parks. Florida is the most southern state, but "acts" the least southern of the southern states. Got it?

Oh you're going to Florida? Don't get hit by those old people that get thrown from hurricanes, you stupid tourist.

Florida driving is the -- *swerves* STUPID TOURIST GET OFF THE -- *screech* WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING STUPID OLD BITCH!!

by SHAZOM August 13, 2004

University of South Florida

The University of South Florida (USF) is quite unique. While it prides itself for its exceptional academic programs and medical research facilities, it also is notorious for accepting just about every 18 year old in the state of Florida who got below 1000 on their SATs. Somehow, these students manage to graduate though, even with the distractions of nearby white sand beaches, Gasparilla (an event that takes up the month of Febuary which can be summed up by public intoxication and the performance of sexual favors), and Ybor city (a strip of clubs that the USF students control). USF has a growing football program with the Bull as the mascot. Although the football players are dedicated and got to attend there first bowl game, half of the football players must hold jobs during off season to pay child support.

Nothing compares, The University of South Florida is founded upon the principles of educating geniuses and retards in one classroom. Throw in a few Mardi Gras beads, mass quantities of alcohol, and a bikini and you have the perfect picture of USF.

by Robin A. February 12, 2006

Florida

Southern state I spent the past five years in and never want to go back. Filled with dumbass redneck preppies. Everything is half assed. Has blistering hot summers and freezing winters. The only good thing about it is Daytona Beach and Discovery Cove in Orlando. Its pretty much just for old people and touring. Its one thing to visit Florida, but a WHOLE other thing to actually live there.

I fucking hate Florida.

by Adaira August 3, 2007

flort

A flort is a friendly, unintentional or low-key kind of flirt. It is used to sexually frustrate or is just not purposeful. If you are at a party with strangers and don't particularly like any of them, you might flort with a few just for fun or without even knowing it. A flort can also be a one-way flirt. One person detects it while the other does not.

Ellie: Hey, we should flirt with the guys tomorrow.
Marina: I wouldn't want them to get the wrong signals.
Chloe: Let's flort, then.

by Notyouraverageflorter December 13, 2016

Florida

state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election

In Florida, old people played bingo

by 0000 October 16, 2003