A weird invertebrate insect that reproduces through penis swordfighting. The first worm that is stabbed by it's opponent accepts the other flatworms penis and allows it to inject it with it's cum. This term may be used to describe a faggot who is bad at fencing.
noun: I was in my hot tub masturbating when on the side I saw two flatworms swordfighting.
adjective: Do not adopt that Malaysian orphan because he is a flatworm.
adjective: Do not adopt that Malaysian orphan because he is a flatworm.
by Abu Nazir December 26, 2014
Get the flatworm mug.An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.
Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.
One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.
An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.
One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.
An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?
Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!
Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.
Dude: uhm, excuse me?
Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!
Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?
Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**
Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.
Dude: But... yes it... does....
Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.
Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.
Dude 1: Plz don't.
Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!
Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.
Dude: uhm, excuse me?
Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!
Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?
Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**
Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.
Dude: But... yes it... does....
Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.
Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.
Dude 1: Plz don't.
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