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flatworm

A weird invertebrate insect that reproduces through penis swordfighting. The first worm that is stabbed by it's opponent accepts the other flatworms penis and allows it to inject it with it's cum. This term may be used to describe a faggot who is bad at fencing.
noun: I was in my hot tub masturbating when on the side I saw two flatworms swordfighting.
adjective: Do not adopt that Malaysian orphan because he is a flatworm.
by Abu Nazir December 26, 2014
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Flattard

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.
by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017
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Symphony of Flatulence

1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.
Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.
by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018
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Flatbrimmer

An annoying sub-culture of people who wear over sized clothes and flatbrim hats with stickers still attached. Also known as "yeah dudes" or "yeah brahs"
Not many are famous due to lack of ambition. However a known flatbrimmer would be Rob Dyrdek.
by antiflatbrim August 18, 2012
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nocturnal flatulence

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.
My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.
by Satbandit April 30, 2010
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Flatbean

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.
I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..
by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013
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Flatty Patty

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 5, 2020
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