English mastiff

A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.

Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~

by Casstoi November 20, 2021

English

Why the heck would you look up English? What do you expect to come up? A real definition?

It’s a language I guess.
English is a language WHY DID YOU SEARCH IT

by Lionlionlion November 27, 2021

English

Complete utter shit head wankers stuck of their own arse fucking faggots they shag sheep and shag each other because their fairy’s

I seen a gay porn store and it had hundreds of English men in it buying the stuff

by Killallapaksi123 December 5, 2021

Englisher

Someone who speaks english. 21st century.

Wow Juliet, you’re a great englisher.

by jacobioussarorious December 10, 2021

English No.1

Way of telling someone they messed up what they said.

Invented by Nerdecrafter

"Which what would you make?" "English No.1"

by Mia Evans January 17, 2022

English Teacher

A "vegan" frequent Starbucks drinker, who usually has the Karen cut. (AKA the "swooped bang", if they are female.) Also, they try really hard to make life as miserable as possible. Usually, they will do things like pile on assignments, poorly grade you, and they probably have whiney annoying millennial voice.

If they are males, they look either 25, or 60. If they look 60, you probably don't want to get too close to them. They probably be either really douchey or really chill if they are young. Some things they usually do are not stop talking even if it's more than one period, be really monotone and boring, and just suck all the fun out of the room sometimes.

Wow, the English teacher graded my assignment, and I got a 69.

The English teacher talked for like 2 hours straight today.

by Stalins_Yeti7777 January 29, 2022

English Enhancer

The act of sending Dalton titty pics to increase your English speaking abilities.

Person 1: Man my English sucks

Person 2: Just send a pic of your titties to Dalton, automatic English enhancer

by Swellboi January 29, 2022