Electric Brick

A computer from 2001 or older

Dude that computer looks like an electric brick!

by Cheezbuguh May 11, 2016

electric jizz

When your vibrator short circuits but you still orgasm

(Electrocution noises) from electric jizz

by Wiener lord May 1, 2016

electrical pole

Fat cock

he has an electrical pole

by RIDETHATPOLEZBO August 7, 2016

Electric bum

To continuously knee one in the bum in a walking motion whilst placing your hands upon the victims shoulders

"Im going to electric bum you!" *proceeds to do so* "ahhhh nooo, not the electric bum!"

by Phin30 July 14, 2016

Electric Turnip

Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.

Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.

by Perfesser_Bear July 16, 2016

electi

the chosen one. the chosen.

He's the mighty and only Electi

by Raxino November 22, 2016

election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016