Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020

Disappointment

You

You are a disappointment for your entire family

by Literally a person February 20, 2020

Disabled Cow

Manuel

Do you guys know Manuel?
You mean Disabled Cow

by M7A6T9T1H0E6W March 2, 2020

Disappointment

Basically me

"Hey, do you know where that disappointment is?" "Honey stop calling him that he's our son!"

by 69420nice March 2, 2020

disappointy

Just a little bit disappointing.

“My yoga class was cancelled because we’re all social distancing. Kinda hate my yoga instructor, though...”

“That’s disappointy...”

by Septimus80 March 24, 2020

Disappointment

What your father calls after you do anything.

Son your a disappointment.

by TheManThatIsAverage April 2, 2020

Disappointment

Montgomery high school boys

I have bigger arms than the disappointment sitting next to me right now

by Rickdawgy April 12, 2020