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he’s the gayest purrrrson ever
is that david? he’s sooooo gay
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David: i have a knee fetish
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There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
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the man with the biggest dick in his land, his penis is very large
Girl 1:"oh my god,is that BBD(BIG DICK DAVID)?"
Girl 2:"it must be nobodies penis in his size!"
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Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
Hella Bitches
✅ Absolute Hustler
P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby
by GingerRizzler September 11, 2023
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David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.
Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?
by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023
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Person 1: You suck cock!!!
Person 2: Yeah my name is David, course I do.
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