crooked dick

some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn

he now has a crooked dick.

by amor y paz June 20, 2015

Chookie

n. Another term used for one moving their bowels shit

Tom! Did you chookie your pants??

by Frazier May 30, 2006

crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

crooked george

bent or crooked penis

Damn homie, you got a crooked george

by Dr. David D. Davidson II January 1, 2011

Crooky

A really fit badman who secretly steals peoples things and sells them for money

Person 1: How did he pull her
Person 2: He must be a Crooky

by Crooky11 February 28, 2017

Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.

"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"

by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017

Owen Crooks

A person who is more superior than everyone else he also talks alot which annoys everybody, its funny

Random person : Have you seen Owen Crooks
Me : yea the person who talks alot
Random Person : yea thats the one

by The Superior Owen October 13, 2019