total crap

See xbox

by Bayne August 22, 2003

rap is crap

Notice the blatant disregard and illiteracy of the last writer. cRAP is not only sung by blacks. Wannabes such as Vanilla ice and Eminem are clearly white people. When people throw fun at rock, you notice that we don't scream RACIST!

Rap is crap? Stupid uneducated dropouts say... What, he hates rap? He MUST be a racist.

Now us wise people say... What, he hates rock? He must be fucking insane.

by Jesse S. September 14, 2006

Microsuck Windows Crap

Any Operating system made by Microsoft.

#1 Hey dude, is your copy of Microsuck Windows Crap acting up again?
#2 Yeah, this OS really sucks. A lot.
#1 You need to get Ubuntu or a Mac or something. That's the 7th time today!

by Mr. Pseudonym22 March 19, 2011

monkey crap

The crap(feces) of a monkey or other primate.

Ew, WTF this tastes like monkey crap.

by IAmHelloForU December 13, 2016

holy crap

A surprise word that people these days would use.

HOLY CRAP is that a chicken?????!!!!!!!

Holy crap that person needs some milk!

by X Drogon March 20, 2017

roman column crap

A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.

I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?

by bLiTcH February 29, 2008

crock of crap

Jim's attempt to intimidate.

Jim thinks he's going to be win the biggest loser but in fact his trash talk is a crock of crap.

by trespalms August 8, 2014