Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.
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girl - “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”
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Get the russian candy cane mug.To repeatedly reference a name or person to whom the present audience does not know. For example, when your Aunt Cindy references people from her country club that you have never met.
Usages:
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Okay, Aunt Cindy.
Stop Aunt Cindying.
No, I don't know them, Aunt Cindy.
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You just totally Aunt Cindy'd me.
Okay, Aunt Cindy.
Stop Aunt Cindying.
No, I don't know them, Aunt Cindy.
That is such a Harry from the club thing to do.
You know Harry - that is so something he would do.
Classic Harry from the club!
Settle down, Aunt Cindy, I have no idea who you're talking about.
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Classic Harry from the club!
Settle down, Aunt Cindy, I have no idea who you're talking about.
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