condomballoon

balloon in you're penis

crap I forgot to take off this balloon

hey boss I forgot to wear pants but goodly I am wearing this condomballoon

by darkprogamingalt September 2, 2021

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

Condom

What your dad forgot to wear.

Emma: you wore the condom... right?
Chad: oh...oh no... OH FUCK

and that how you were made

by poop master on god December 10, 2021

Condom

A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf

Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom

by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021

Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.

John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage

by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022

condom

broking one

ur dad used a broking condom.

by foxy_vr February 18, 2022

Condom

The thing your parents should've used.

"Damn, I should've used a condom last night."

by averagetauntkiller February 28, 2022