Condom Currency

A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.

"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"

by Lord of the Emus December 17, 2017

condom

wiener sockie wockies

"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.

by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017

Condom Sewer

A girl who was formerly called a thot is now called a condom Sewer. As coined on internet famous stlr media... entertainment with no ceilings!!

That girl Candy Cane really gets around she's a total condom Sewer.

by Scamtram January 5, 2018

condomost

Getting the most out if your condom by putting it inside out and rinsing out after use for next time

I condomost to get the most out of this dick bros with the least risk of babies up in this bitch. Because I'm on a budget...

by TheUltraChrist February 5, 2018

condomflum

When a guy puts on a condom and he cums soo hard that it’s like a river.

I fucked this bitch soo hard I condomflumed!

by Yeetskeet123 May 19, 2018

Condom Snorting

Condom snorting is when one person (typically stupid teenager) snorts a condom up their nose and pulls it out of their mouth. This was a popular challenge in 2013.

Alen did the Condom Snorting challenge and choked

by Mr.Clean 44 April 3, 2018

Condom

What your parents wished they used

We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods

by Fightmeeeee May 23, 2018