Clean house

When the female cleans the tip of the penis after ejaculation with her mouth and tongue, often portrayed in pornographic videos.

Hey baby I'm glad you're here, you're just in time to clean house.

by momosexxxual July 28, 2010

Cleaveland Steamer

The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.

I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.

by Stefan December 2, 2003

cleant

Cleaned the house , room, excetera.
(Verb) past tense

I cleant up the place while you were gone.

Mom told me to clean the house while she was gone, so I cleant up.

by J- diddy August 1, 2015

clear skin

The ultimate goal of the teen suffering from acne.
However, this is virtually non-existent among the teenage community, as we all happen to get a pimple at the absolute worst time, like the day before school's picture day.

It took me 3 years to get clear skin, because acne treatment is complete crap.

My dermatologist knows nothing about clear skin.

by Petey Mik February 21, 2008

cleaning the milk wand

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.

Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.

by Rabid Nozomi October 24, 2008

cleave

v. when a female steals something from you, then puts it in her shirt between her breasts, or cleavage.

Claire cleaved the $20 bill she stole from me at lunch

by Tha TubaSmith September 30, 2006

cleavland steamer

When after having engaged in intercourse the male or female lets his/her partner fall asleep. Then he/she takes a crap on his/her chest and run away

"I gave Carrie the old cleavland steamer so I didnt think she would be calling again"

by Grat December 16, 2003