Chris 

The worst possible fucking human….especially with the last name Wallace

Him: That dude is an asshole! Who is that?

Him: Oh that’s Chris Wallace

Chris by MoMoneyMoProblemsMoHoes November 25, 2023

Chris 

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.

Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris

Chris by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023

chris 

dont trust anyone named chris because if chris crossed applesauce what do you think he'll do to you

chris is so useless because the only thing he does is cross applesauce
i dont even wanna go near him

shiver me timbers
my timbers have been shivered

chris by sauntervaguelydownwards_please October 18, 2023

Chris 

A stupid idiotic moron who acts like he is cool. Chris Also ha a Micro penis.

Person 1: hello hows it going have you seen Chris?
Person 2: Chris? oh you mean that idiotic moron.

Chris by Sivert10 October 20, 2023

Chris 

Probably a short mexican boy who wears flannels and has earrings, thinks he’s cool but is like every other Chris. He’s so hard to hate and even though he can annoy the shit out of you, you love him.

Chris is awesome

Chris by Persephone lemonblue October 23, 2023

Chris 

Weed. Marijuana. That zaza. That loud. The sticky icky. The pack. Cannabis.

(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)

“Yo, Plugmaster Chris, you got any Chris?”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”

Chris by anonymous November 3, 2023

Chris 

A fucking legend

Yo that’s Definitly a chris

Chris by Idk s November 13, 2023