The Salty Chapstick

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.

Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022

25% more chips

The biggest lie told by chips companies. A recurring marketing tactic to increase sales while only adding 2 more pieces as to not be considered false advertising.
Also known as "25% more air".

This package has 25% more chips!
Cap🧢

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

Fish and Chips

the british version of chicken and fries

son: mom i want fish and chips
mother: ok, here is your fish and chips like what you said
son: MOM I MEANT CHICKEN AND FRIES

by Vistaballs_0 October 25, 2023

chnops

an organism (kept with the owner from birth, though only about half of humans have one, and some dont even know it), which is quite friendly and fun to have around. often, they are kept in the owners pants. the CHNOPS is generally hairy, and may contain freckles. some are even known to have antlers. occasionally, a CHNOPS' owner will dip it into paint in order to change its color. for more information, go ask your biology or health teacher.

how is your CHNOPS doing today? i just dipped mine into orange paint. want to see it?

by delicious food August 19, 2006

chopse

to talk back to, be mean

Me: Did u do anything fun today?
Welsh Bitch: Yeah Chopse to a Portuguese dude.
Me: WTF does chose mean.
Welsh Bitch: To talk back or be mean.
Me:W/E bitch

by anonymous2342343242343242342342 June 26, 2008

chopsticks chipping

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

by Jkimmy98 March 19, 2014

asian chopsticked

When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.

I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.

by Blob Joe May 21, 2011