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chinese hamster

The chinese hamster is often mistaken for the lesser-known Barnaby Thorold. It often burrows underground to facetime whilst in hybernation and only makes an appearance for chazzle or when forced out of its burrow for a 6:30 practice session. Although the chinese hamster is a monogamous species with one life long mate it seems to spend most of its time alone resembling death. It is currently endangered due to the manifestation of increasingly large spots between there eyes.
A chinese hamster just failed Astronomy 001
by Water buffalo 2 May 11, 2017
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chines rash

when you have a small dick and youve been jerking off to hard it starts to feel raw leading to chines rash
man idk how to tell my girlfriend i got a chines rash
by peahbutt June 16, 2017
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Chinese Rooster

When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.
Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!
by ldizzle2012 September 13, 2017
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Chinese

Jemand der sehr gut in Mathe ist und in den anderen Fächern (meist fremdsprachen oder naturwssenschaften) eher schlecht ist
A:"Max ist ein chinese"
B:"Echt?"
A:"Ja, in mathe schreibt er immer 1sen in Spanisch aber meist nur 4ren oder 5en
by DerDictator September 28, 2017
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Chinese food

Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.
Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.
by bushlight December 17, 2017
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Chodesy

Chodesy is when a guy named Dylan with a massive chodesy says do u want some rrrreal good domesy from pitphyl.
Yo mirko give mouz some chodesy
by A young chodsovich June 15, 2018
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Chinese Dingle Trap

The act of putting superglue in ones foreskin and inserting an erect penis into the foreskin of the first penis.
Bob and Barry are on their way to the E.R. because the dumbass's did a Chinese Dingle Trap
by Rob and Brian do your mom July 15, 2018
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