Canada

America's shithole.

Canada always gets ripped off.

by beatmaster2011 December 21, 2010

Canada's History

A fucked up sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a bottle of syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

I did the Canada's History to a chick last night and I barely got everything in!

by stephenisgod February 4, 2010

canada's history

A type of sex act in which a goat is placed up the anus of one partner, while the other partner places a duck up the goat's anus. This sex act was first conceived by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.

This particular sex act can lead to "duck-goat ass," which is recognizable because it changes the sound of farts into an amalgamation of duck-quacking and goat-baaaing

"Whoa, did you just hear that?!? What was it?!?"

"Oh, that's just the sound her farts make because she's been doing the "Canada's History" so much lately."

by djdelphi February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act more obscene than the phrase The Beaver.

We did Canada's History all night long.

by Bearssss February 6, 2010

canada's history

A term to refer to something of absolutely no value to humanity whatsoever, and thus has no purpose even being discussed.

"Hey man. Guess what?"
"I don't know, but whatever it is I'm sure I'll love it as much as I love Canada's history."

by iliekmudkipz February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When two men dressed as lumberjacks shave each other's pubes and glue them to each other's faces before French kissing for 45 minutes. An adult beaver must be watching and thumping its tail against a pile of logs, and both men must drizzle maple syrup over their genitalia once the kissing as completed.

Matt and Mike try to do Canada's History at least once a month. They love each other so much.

by ColbertMD February 4, 2010

Canada's history

Octuple anal penetration performed by horses on a human female.

I have never seen anything like Canada's History.

by wordman12 February 4, 2010