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Canada's History

When two men dressed as lumberjacks shave each other's pubes and glue them to each other's faces before French kissing for 45 minutes. An adult beaver must be watching and thumping its tail against a pile of logs, and both men must drizzle maple syrup over their genitalia once the kissing as completed.

Matt and Mike try to do Canada's History at least once a month. They love each other so much.

by ColbertMD February 4, 2010