Cardinal

If you want a girl to roast you then this is the girl for you. She’s savage af. Good luck trying to win an argument against her. Has the best comebacks. The cutest with the most adorable giggle ever.

“Cardinal is so cute”

”Sorry ‘medical student’ just doesn’t fit the requirements we’re looking for”

“Okay well you have the intelligence of a squirrel so hop off my dick”

“Tell that bitch Martha how it really is”

“Impossible cardio”
“Fuk u RoboCop”

by Phowl318 August 26, 2018

cardinal wiseman

a shitty school in cov where most of the teachers are nonces, the students have sex in the toilets ( the fucking cum stains on the toilet doors 🤮🤮🤮) and u learn fuck all

person 1: what school u go to?
person 2: cardinal wiseman
person 1: danm nigga, ur fucked

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Dirty Cardigan

A dirty cardigan is the thick coating of plaque that you find after you wake from a hard night of partying. Often associated with the infamous "dragon's breath," the dirty cardigan is a semi-considerate way of stating that you need to brush your teeth and stat!

"Man Ramone, I blacked out last night and woke up wearing a dirty cardigan! Can I borrow your toothbrush, man?

by MotananZ406 April 7, 2011

fasted cardio

A form of tourtue to ones self upon waking up out of bed in the morning. Preformed on an empty stomach, breakfast is served after "fasted" cardio.

Nick named "Hardio"

Girl 1: Did you get your fasted cardio in this morning?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.

by The_mastaa October 28, 2015

galician cardinal

A bruise caused by being hit real hardwith a guy's penis.

Matt turkey slapped me so hard he left me a galician cardinal.

by Ram Rancher June 12, 2018

Dirty Cardiff

Where you shove a cheese and pickle sandwich up your cooch and then feed it to someone afterwards

Gethin, do you fancy a dirty Cardiff love?

by kg27 April 16, 2020

Candidate sourcing

posting a fake job opening in order to bring experienced candidates, people desperate for a job, in for an "interview", when all the company is really after is competitive information, free consultants, multiple opinions, or to teach them how to do something they are too inept to figure out themselves

I thought I was going for a real job interview but they were just candidate sourcing to give the "hiring" manager a clue of what products to develop next

by Ira T. Ejobhunter September 10, 2011