Commie

Anything that Peter Reynolds does not like.

“I’m gonna go to foco tonight and get some lasagna.”

(Peter): “Dude the foco lasagna is fucking commie bro. Get that shit out of our great country.”

by MyHangingBalls April 16, 2021

Commutist

A person who dedicates one’s life to serve and protect the community.

Todd over there is a commutist.

by Van Carlton June 21, 2021

Commutrance

When you accidentally catch the eye of someone on public transport and you’re worried they think you’ve been staring at them for a long while.

Dude, I was in a commutrance and that girl totally caught me staring.

by Interius July 16, 2021

Commiserbitch

When friends or colleagues get together to basically complain about their day.

So met with Jessi to commiserbitch at happy hour.

by JenZenQ September 1, 2021

Commie Piss

Slang term for hard seltzer

Mallory: Josie loves her Claws!
Eric: She's just drinking Commie Piss.

by KaiserMtek October 2, 2021

Commie

Someone who can satisfy their partner.

Look at that commie with the huge 54 incher, my Capitalist ass can only ever be a bottom.

by thehare October 8, 2021

Commie

Short for communist.

-SON, ARE YOU A COMMIE!?
-Yies motjer.

by Antonon November 22, 2021