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cloitus

Reporter 1: Barnum & Bailey is under an investigation regarding alleged cloitus in the arena of...
Reporter 2: Please, I just ate.
by El Conejo de Pascua March 6, 2008
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sex cloth

A cloth used to wipe the sex juice off your pecker
"hey baby grab me the sex cloth when your done pissin"
by Anonymous34448 September 19, 2008
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clothes burning

When a boy and girl are too young to have sex, but in engage in the movement of sex with their clothes on.
Yall not going to believe this, but I clothes burned Erica last night
by Samuel Ashby October 9, 2003
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Super Bowl clothes

The baggiest, stretchiest, most stain-proof clothing you possess. Worn for maximum wing, nacho, and beer consumption. The clothing is ideal for a Super Bowl Party.
Wow, Bill got wing sauce all over Greg's carpet! Good thing he was wearing Super Bowl clothes, he'd have ruined anything else.
by Lebanonian2 February 1, 2009
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cum clot

an exceptionally stupid stump of a person, a human speed bump
"Did you see that moron cum clot walk out in front of oncoming rush hour traffic?"
by tah-dard! September 22, 2011
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What the blood clot

An expresssion of confusion of jamaican origin,referencing menstrual cycles,but commonly adapted to mean "what the hell?"
Man 1:Yo man i just got this fat sack of dat dank shit
opens bag
Man 2:What the blood clot mother fucker?Dat aint no dank dat shit be dirt man
by Midgeman March 13, 2009
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clothes hanger

a thing for an abotion
by r3e3e3ee3e3e3 April 30, 2019
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