cleaning the clam

aka douching the poon. shove a douche bag into your pussy and then hose that mutha fucka out

"I walked in on nicks little sister cleaning the clam, yeah dude, she hosed that shit every where"

by MDOGG January 22, 2003

Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Clam Jam

Large group/party consisting primarily of vagina. I.e., equivalent to the male version "sausage fest".

Person A: So, how was the shin dig?

Person B: It was a total clam jam!

by Booka88 June 22, 2010

Clam Digger

noun -a sex-obsessed, usually grody male who is always pursuing cunt.

Lady 1: Who's that greasy man wearing all that cologne?
Lady 2: Looks like another clam digger, Shirley.

by tuna y red July 3, 2009

clam bake

Gathering of Lesbians.

Lillith Fair was a major clam bake.

by Chris Mammarelli September 16, 2005

Clam Chowder

When you vomit into a Vagina

My friend was hungry so I gave him some of wife's clam chowder

by 4jerksandasquirt May 4, 2017

Clam Icing

When you squeeze the contents of a used condom out on to a pussy and eat it with a spoon.

That was some mighty fine clam icing!

by Spanky Lou April 23, 2003