Clam-Ideas

Having/getting clamitia

Having unprotected sex could potentially lead to clam-ideas.

by Calico Blackburn March 18, 2026

CLAM SLAM

She slammed her vagina on the floor in a violent manner.

The woman ended her dance routine to "Obsessed" with a clam slam.

by Chaoschronicles17 June 7, 2025

Clam Beer

Making a girl squirt when she has a yeast infection

Dude I was giving this ratchet wook head and she totally made me drink clam beer

by Shaynaivxx June 8, 2025

Clam Rouge

For when your French Bird is "On The Blob" during the Tour De France after a hard day in the saddle.

I was so disappointed after winning today's stage of the Tour De France, only to get back to the hotel and find that my french girlfriend is saying "non, non, c'est un clam rouge ce soir", she's on the blob, so no sex tonight

by Flange The Inquisitor II July 12, 2025

Clam Welding

When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.

Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Clam Stamp

When you get done sunning that vertical slit, you kiss someone with that clam with that lipstick protection.

Clam stamp is when your lady gets up and kisses you on that neck with her lipsticked clam.

by Give me liberty or Givemefist August 17, 2025

Clam Clunching

When you’re in traffic and have a near miss accident so you clench your clam so tight you made pearls.

Omg, I just clenched my clam so tight I think I made pearls ..aka kegels on steroids aka Clam clunching

by Super hot redhead Portuguese, September 6, 2025