bumpkin 

An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.

Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.


Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;

That country Bumpkin just sits on his porch and whittles.

bumpkin by SF NY March 30, 2004

blimpkin 

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

blimpkin by jon September 16, 2003

blumkin face 

The facial expression of guilt you have, when just received a blumkin , (which is receiving a blow job, while taking a shit).

- "Oh Fuck.. please don't tell our mother about you giving me a blumkin..." !!

- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"

blumkin face by DonJuan10000 April 22, 2011

Blumpking 

one who gives the ultimate blumpkin.

Mike: Yo Brian is the Blumpking!
Carina: Why?
Mike: Because he gave me the ultimate blumpkin.

Blumpking by Edwin Gaffney July 28, 2008

Cuntry Bumpkin 

Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.

Retarded ignoramus on the real!

Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).

Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.

Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!

Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!

Cuntry Bumpkin by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009

Reverse Blumkin 

The same as a traditional blumkin, but instead of the dude having a dump while getting his knob polished, its the lady that's is crapping on the toilet while giving oral. This is for those guys who like the role reversal where the woman is the man along with the smell of shit.

"She gave me a reverse blumkin after our dinner at the East Indian restaurant last night."

Reverse Blumkin by Scholzy November 20, 2011

Reverse Blumkin 

When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.

"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"

Reverse Blumkin by Spanky Lou December 1, 2003