bannon

v. as in "to bannon." 1. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing; 2. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing miserably because it's too f*cking short to reach beyond your pubic hair; 3. the act of attempting to suck your own dick but failing so miserably because you can't grab on to balls you don't have in order to wrestle your genitals into your yapping maw.

That guy was bannoning so hard I feared Trump would stick a golf tee in his ass and play through.

by TommyRocket July 27, 2017

bandwidth hog

a bitch on a LAN that has so many programs running on the internet that it slows the whole network down

Dude, stop being a bandwidth hog, I'm trying to check my email

by Mix Mastah Vlad October 6, 2003

Bangtan sonyeondan

A kpop group know as Bts. Bulletproof boy scouts. It consists of 7 members. There is the kookie maknae (jeon jungkook) The pink old princess (seok Jin) the headband alien (Kim Taehyung, AKA taetae) The jamless smol hands and height bean (Park Jimin) Then we have the rappers. The sleeping sweg guy (Min Yoongi, Suga) We also have the quite English guy (Kim Namjoon, Rap Monster) and lastly our sunshine. Our hope, our Angel (Jung Hoseok, JHOOOOPE)

Friend: *listening to kpop*
You: IS THAT BANGTAN SONYEONDAN??
Friend: no, as if I'd listen to that gay shit
You: liar! LEMME HEAR

by Chimchimrolls March 23, 2017

Banana

A fruit that Queen wants Kris to get it.

Queen: Kris, get the banana. Get the banana Kris. GET THE BANANA! KRIS! GET IT! GET IT! GETTHEBANANA! GETTHEBANANA!

by The Walking Psychopath January 26, 2022

Ain't no two bananas

The task at hand isn't going to be easy to accomplish. On super Monkey Ball 2, the difficulty of each puzzle is rated on a 1-10 Banana scale with One Banana being the easist and Ten Bananas being a complete pain in the ass, and damn near impossible.

Bill: My teacher wants a 40 page paper for tomorrow morning and I haven't started it yet!

Phil: That ain't no two bananas!

by Brian M August 24, 2004

bandwidth nazi

A person in the IT department that doesn't allow anyone onto the network for any reason (whether good or bad). Spends weeks on end getting his proxy server up so he can feel like a real IT department is under his fingertips. Also know to have packet sniffing software running 24/7 on his network to identify potential "spies" or "HaxOr$".
Often times this power trip is due to the fact that he/she has a small business penis and needs to grow into their role.

"We had some guests coming to our office and i had to tell them that our network was down for the day so they wouldn't ask to use our network to check email. Thanks Bandwith Nazi!"

"We had to hire some new employees and give the IT guy a day off. We needed to get them on the network and knew the bandwidth nazi would come full force with his bullshit blitzkrieg."

by Homer Jhay Simpson April 14, 2008

Bangrene

Necrosis of the penis caused by overuse, excessive masturbation, or sexually transmitted diseases.

Joe-bro: Jessica is so slutty, I'm definitely gonna get some tonight!

Brosama: Dude, stay away from her. She's got so many STD's you'll get bangrene the moment you pull out!

by Thizzlamicus June 9, 2010