Kinda Funny, but not

Something that is laughable, but on the other hand can be seriously painful physically or mentally.

Did you hear what happened to Joe, he got dumped five times in a row in two days it was kinda funny, but not.

I missed that last step and fell flat on the floor, it was kinda funny, but not. (while still in pain)

by Angel Miette March 23, 2010

ain't no thang but a chicken wang

Whenever something seems imposible to to do yet somehow one is able to pull it off.
copyright: esteban

Hey Esteban there's no way you can bang 200 chicks in one night???

Esteban: "there ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

by Esteban20 December 25, 2007

i know you are but what am i?

A phrase used to signify that an argument has degraded to an immature level. Used as a response to someone that's turned a friendly discussion in to a personal argument.

Person 1: I hate iphones!
Person 2: I think they rawk. iPhones for everyone!
Person 1: You're a poo brain.
Person 2: I know you are but what am I?

by an0nym0usc0ward March 19, 2010

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Kind of a non-sensical or silly reply to an insignificant idea or event. Could be used as sarcasm. Considering wings are important to chickens to say something is insignificant by calling it a chicken wing, I think, makes the statement funnier.

(While driving)
Greg: "That jackass cut me off!!"
Peter: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

Jan: "I went out with John last night and I don't know if he likes me."
Marsha: "You ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

by DennyJr January 19, 2007

Everything but the girl

There are two meanings for this word, the first is the name for a 90s pop group, featuring a lead singer with a faced like Nicholas Lyndhurst with Bell's Palsy.

The second is a luxury wank, featuring soft music, a nice meal and some wine. Hence the term, 'everything but the girl'

#1 Who sang 'Missing'? Everything but the girl

#2 Jesus, my bollocks are as full as a whore's snatch, time for an 'everything but the girl'

by Nik Canning October 29, 2005

Nothing but flush

The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.

Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.

Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.

Girl: I didn't hear a thing.

Guy: nothing but flush.

by bob beeflips September 11, 2014

Friend but More

When your dating a person and the guy or girl doesn't want to put a label on it or even kiss even after all the things you done for him/her

Bustin: what are we
Fanna: we are friends but more
Bustin: fuck this shit I'm out, didn't spend 3 years of dating you to be a friend but more! Fml

by Chef booty September 16, 2016