September 22

The day all Urban Dictionary user watch Return of The King starring Elijah Wood.

Person A: It’s September 22!

Person B: *slowly slides the extended version of return of the king into the DVD player*

by Overheat YT September 21, 2021

OCTOBER 22

october 22nd is national mourn your water bottles death day 😭😭

Person: Poor Shelia! I loved my water bottle! W
Person 2: I will mourn with you
Person: Why did my classmates have to destroy my bottle on october 22!

by Git Na Fa October 22, 2019

August 22

National kick your crush on the balls day

Did you know that today is august 22nd day

by Bad bitches24 August 19, 2022

October 22

This day is to give your girl your hoodie then give her a hug from behind they kiss her neck to make her feel like a princess

*boy does all that*

*Girl blushes and kisses back*

*girl ask why *

*Boy say because it’s October 22*

by Jessica4283 October 21, 2021

October 22

If you were born on July 22 you were a National nut day mistake

October 22was when you were consived

by Youlikedis October 21, 2019

october 22

national roast reese miller day, because she’s a freak.

happy national roast reese day, you can say anything and she can’t cry

october 22 is the day to roast reese miller

by reese lover 12 October 22, 2019

January 22

National pop a titty day.

Chris: Hey guess what day it is.
Amanda: umm idk January 22?
Chris: Noo its pop a titty day!
Amanda: ohhhh cool I guess
Chris: nevermind.

by BrokeAristocrat January 22, 2023