February 22

People born on this day are superior in pretty much every aspect. George Washington? Steve Irwin? Guess what birthday they had. This isn't your mother's birthday. Unless it is, in which case happy birthday to her. She's probably the baddest bitch at the soccer camp pickup lines.

Holy shit bro, you're incredible!
Thanks bro, kinda comes with the territory of being born on February 22.
Damn straight. Sucks that I was born in March like any old loser...

by urbsherb27 May 30, 2023

4:22

When you take a second to grab your bong, rolling paper or pipe, so 4:20 passed, but now it's 4:20 two: electric boogaloo

Jay: "Shit man, you took too long finding your stuff, it's 4:22 now"

Bob: "Don't worry, that means it's 4:20 two"

by Sharbio June 14, 2023

An-22

A Soviet-Russian and Soviet-Ukrainian heavy transport aircraft, powered by turboprop engines. Hilariously, it's NATO reporting name is "cock".

NATO radar operator: We've got a big fat cock, it's about to ram into some of our guys
Officer: just say An-22 Marvin

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 26, 2023

August 22

National Send Nudes day
Ask your crush/gf/bf for 15 nudes

crush 1: Wow it’s august 22 !

crush 2: *15 attachments*

by LargeBigMacPlease August 20, 2023

August 22

Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.

Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?

Marie: Of course, come in the room

by LargeBigMacPlease August 22, 2023

July 22

The Day where you get Titty pic
Its july 22 you HAVE to send one

July 22 is the national day of titty picture

by Maquern July 22, 2024

July 22

National receive an arch pic day, today is the one day where you can get 1 free arch pic

"babe where's my arch pic"
"Why do you get one"
"Because it's July 22 duhhh"

by Yk I'm Day Guy July 22, 2024