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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
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Barney Syndrome

When someone looks like barney the dinosaur due to a genetic condition, also a person who is waddling and probably disabled.
Corr there goes that barney syndrome infected Brutus.
by Bigsexybarney October 10, 2019
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Buckley Syndrome

when a person with working class Irish Catholic roots gets a little taste of wealth and then tries to present themself to others as snobby, aristocratic and British in an attempt to appear more sophisticated than they really are. People with a severe case of this disease sometimes speak in bogus transatlantic accents. Named after William F. Buckley, pretentious host of the TV show Firing Line that ran for over 30 years.
Rick: hey, you wanna text Johnny to see if he's down to smoke some weed?

James: nah, he's got Buckley Syndrome ever since that ambulance chaser helped him win that lawsuit. He only smokes Benson and Hedges now.
by ManHoodForReal72 December 13, 2023
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Bavarian Syndrome

Used to describe a country (typically one that is caught between larger powers), that attempts to project soft power by shilling their culture everywhere. South Korea and Israel are prime examples of this.
Goy 1: Dude I just had Israeli hummus it is SOOO GOOD! *soyfaces in hebrew*
Guy 2: That's Arab.
Goy 1: Cool it with the anti-semitism, my dudeskI!
Goy 2: You jews just have bavarian syndrome, Israel is an illegitimate state just like South Korea
by etnomed July 23, 2025
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Breadwinner's Syndrome

Where a breadwinner of the family treats people outside of his family, in a controlling one-sided way. The breadwinner is not used to compromise, sharing or asking for input, because they are the sole provider and decision maker for their family.

This is a problem outside of the family, where the breadwinner still feels entitled to make the decisions, and pay for the experiences, so he can control the outcome. The breadwinner ends up treating adults like his kids or wife, expecting everyone in the party to be happy because they are the ones providing.
Yeah dude had breadwinner's syndrome... he insisted on taking us to some funky restaurant, we didn't want to eat there and treated us like his kids, expecting us to put on a happy face because "he was paying". We're adults and can pay our own way, and eat where we want.
by BreadwinnerBob October 11, 2022
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Jedu Syndrome

When you say goodnight in the chat but stay lurking around or continue chatting, even though you're supposed to be sleeping.
He said gn, but he's still around because he has Jedu Syndrome.
by Mark017 June 17, 2019
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twinless syndrom

When you are born as a twin and you lose him it fills like something is missing
"Doc there fills like there is something missing"..." Yes my son it called twinless syndrome
by Wargod1431 March 9, 2017
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