Venis cock trap

When a fuck a chick in the ass hole and your dick get stuck because you forgot to use lube....

I fucked Sharon in the ass but forgot to use lube so my dick got stuck in her ass... She suck a venis cock trap.

by Venus cock trap March 11, 2018

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 08, 2023

Cock withdrawl

1. When he’s just too relatable.

2. When you haven’t seen him in a while/he’s gone & you go insane. You wish he’d come back & fuck you reckless. You consider pulling the trigger.

Also see evafoxy’s definition

Holy shit I’m going through cock withdrawl

by Superjuliam December 09, 2022

Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.

In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.

by Smack talker Skywalker March 17, 2017

Gin Cock

When a male/female with gingivitis gives you head

“Damn, this shit feels great.. but her teeth’s fucked... I hope I don’t get a gin cock!”

by Jazzycakkes March 18, 2018

oyster cock

The phallic member of said sea creature

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks

by huckleberry finn the second March 09, 2017

Natty Cock

Like whiskey dick, natty cock is the straight opposite of horny.

Dude I have natty cock I can't even imagine getting with anyone tonight!

by Og washing Machine March 06, 2021