Thorpe Syndrome

Someone with Thorpe Syndrome will ideally have the following symptoms: Be below 5'6 yet having a huge ego. Must be completely unable to fight and mentally incompetent. It is also required to be extremely racist and homophobic. It is also widely know that Thorpe Syndrome is also followed by having multiple STDs and having homosexual acts with the same gender.

Yo that guy definitely has Thorpe Syndrome he has all of the symptoms.

by BigZaddyJimBoy April 20, 2023

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Bifurcated Porn Syndrome (BPS)

an anit-social humanoid who finds themselves to be a culinary connoisseur.

"That person clearly has Bifurcated Porn Syndrome (BPS), check your food for hair!"

by ESC. May 28, 2015

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Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.

Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.

by highlandblade April 5, 2019

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Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

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Inventor's Syndrome

The Mentally, Physically, Emotionally and Sexually Tortured, Tormented, Traumatic, Grief Stricken, Depressed, Suppressed, Oppressed, Thieved From Usually, Underpaid, Never Appreciated, Lonely, Usually Desperate, Terrorized, Violated, Trespassed On, Raped, Never Regarded or Respected, Usually Ignored, Usually Penniless, Hard Working, Persistent, Highly Educated, Crafty, Wizardly, To The Point Always, Detests Beating Around The Bush, Detest Bureaucracy As Always The Enemy, Detests Lawyers, Detests Bullies And Usually Bullied, Organized, Logistical, Methodical, Ingenuity Wise, Ethical, Has Integrity, Honest, Trustworthy, Likes Quality, Polite, Kind As Can Be, Methodical, Non Lazy Brain, Non Lazy, Caring, Thoughtful, Easy Going Usually, Destined Creator,

And Used & Abused Genius Human Being's Plight of Every Inventor in History

That Genius With Bright Ideas And Not Put To Use Has Inventor's Syndrome.

by Tokin Tom March 1, 2022

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